You Are 55% Normal |
 While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
How Normal are You?
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Neko's rants
For post #2, my cat, Neko, is commandeering my keyboard. Therefore, while you get to listen to whatever goes on in her head, I'll sit back and relax to some Depeche Mode. Enjoy. ^_^
afkkjfndddd...Koneko-chan here! You know what I really want? (Aside from dinner, of course.) For Lucien to stop sticking his nose in my butt. I hate that! What a little twerp! Always there...right behind me, like he has nothing better to do. Gees. I don't see his nose up Lady Sakuya's butt, or Smokey's, or Twitch's. Then again, grumpy old Twitch would bop him silly if he did that to him. Maybe I should take a few lessons from him.
Oh well. Alas...yes, cats can say alas, we aren't completely uneducated you know. I am actually quite smart. My human says so. She's always saying she can see the gears in my head working...as if I'm some robot or something, but whatever!
We had some excitement the other night. There was a mouse in the bathtub! Can you believe it? I was so stunned I couldn't do anything but look at it. Now, if it had been in the kitchen, I would have been a super good girl and caught it, but the bath tub, now...well that is the taboo zone for us cats. We know what comes out of that metal thing in the wall and let me tell you: WE DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT! So, nope, no mouse catchings for us. We'd rather sit at the end of the tub and just watch the dang thing 'til those humans come and get it. Oh yes, who are we? Well that was me and Sakuya and Lucien (who didn't have his nose in my butt for once).
Uh oh...I hear Lucien coming. I'm gonna go hide. This concludes part one of Neko's rants. Here's hoping you have a nice day, or evening as the case may be, without any unwanted noses in your butts.
And there you go. From the mind of my cat to yours. ^_^
afkkjfndddd...Koneko-chan here! You know what I really want? (Aside from dinner, of course.) For Lucien to stop sticking his nose in my butt. I hate that! What a little twerp! Always there...right behind me, like he has nothing better to do. Gees. I don't see his nose up Lady Sakuya's butt, or Smokey's, or Twitch's. Then again, grumpy old Twitch would bop him silly if he did that to him.
Oh well. Alas...yes, cats can say alas, we aren't completely uneducated you know. I am actually quite smart. My human says so. She's always saying she can see the gears in my head working...as if I'm some robot or something, but whatever!
We had some excitement the other night. There was a mouse in the bathtub! Can you believe it? I was so stunned I couldn't do anything but look at it. Now, if it had been in the kitchen, I would have been a super good girl and caught it, but the bath tub, now...well that is the taboo zone for us cats. We know what comes out of that metal thing in the wall and let me tell you: WE DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT! So, nope, no mouse catchings for us. We'd rather sit at the end of the tub and just watch the dang thing 'til those humans come and get it. Oh yes, who are we? Well that was me and Sakuya and Lucien (who didn't have his nose in my butt for once).
Uh oh...I hear Lucien coming. I'm gonna go hide. This concludes part one of Neko's rants. Here's hoping you have a nice day, or evening as the case may be, without any unwanted noses in your butts.
And there you go. From the mind of my cat to yours. ^_^
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