Sunday, December 28, 2008

Thank NerdGirl for this...

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!

Yes, yes, yes, Ms. NerdGirl. I have had the song in my head THAT long. Thanks. Really. I mean it. ^_^

AHEM. Neko-Chan totally seconds that, cuz not only has the song been stuck in her head, but also in her mouth...and therefore in my ears. Thanks a lot. I've never even heard of this Ren and Stimpy person, but I totally, completely want to strangle him/her/it. Whatever.

So, like, while she's off singing in some parallel universe somewhere where my ears don't exist, let me tell you all about my Christmas. My only wish was for that darn Jonny to go back to wherever the hell he came from, but that Chesire-cat-faced cat is still here, of course. Nevermind that I accidentally licked his head earlier (and I bopped him good for tricking me, let me tell you), he just sucks. There is no way I'll ever like him and I already know what my Christmas wish for next year will be. Any guesses? Well I have a whole year to figure out how to make it happen, and you know what? Neko-chan's a good thinker. Yes she is. It will be done. Muwahahahahahaha!!!

Ahem...I'm sorry. I'll compose myself. I got lotsa meeces and stuff and hit the catnip sauce pretty hard (passed out on the wrapping paper and everything). Yeah, good stuff. Even if I did hafta share with Jonny Buttface.

And then I got to listen to that woman oo and ah over some cross she got, like she doesn't already have more than the Vatican. Oh brother. And he had to feign surprise at some blu-ray player, like he hasn't been watching stuff on it for weeks already. Humans. Whatever. Hey lady! Mr. T called and he wants his jewelry back. Yeah, I said it. Deal with it. I totally hafta deal with Jonny Fang-face, grinning like he's the dang Joker or something. I tell you what...Hey!


Well, I think it's safe to say that Neko is a bit moody today. Then again, when is Neko not moody lately? I'm starting to wonder just how good my little girl actually is.

NEKO-CHAN IS A GOOD GIRL!!!

Neko was actually quite sweet all day (probably because Jonny left her alone most of the day).

(That's cuz I bopped him good. A right hook right to the mouth. Kapow!! Just like in Batman and everything.)

Ever since she watched The Dark Knight last night, she's been obsessing about Batman. I think she dreams about running Jonny over in the Batmobile-cycle thing with the wind blowing in her Neko hair. Well, it wouldn't surprise me at least. I don't know that I really want to know what she dreams about. And how does she know who Mr. T is anyway? I think I need to have a talk with her. All this TV violence is doing something to her.

To me? Whatever. Hey, wanna see a magic trick? I'll bet you a Jonny that I can make this pencil disappear. Com'mere for a sec...

Um, Neko, I watched the movie, too. I know how the trick is done. No! Get away from me! I don't want to see the pencil disappear! Give me that!

Note to self - hide all pencils from Neko. She's clearly gone over to the darkside. It's time to throw on some Happy Happy Joy Joy and brainwash her into having g-rated Hello Kitty dreams.

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

(This installment of Neko-Chan theater was brought to you by the letter H and the number 23. No Jonnys or Katzies were harmed during the making of this episode (except when I bopped him good earlier). Hope everyone had a lovely holiday and that Santa Claws was extra nice to you. ~*^_^*~)

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Heeeeeere's Jonny!

I figured since I don't have Jonny in the collage below, I should post his picture. So...here he is, stupid grin and all. ^_-